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    Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

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      Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

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      Technically, yes.

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        Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.

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          Technically, yes.

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          Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.

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            Monchhichi!

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              Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.

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              And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

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                Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

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                  That looks like a warm shirt

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                    If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass

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                      I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

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                      It's me!

                      More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.

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                        hand surgery prep?

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                          If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass

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                          Is there a brand new sentence community here?

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