Good evening.
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Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?
Technically, yes.
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Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.
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Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
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Monchhichi!
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Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
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Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
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That looks like a warm shirt
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If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass
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I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's me!
More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.
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hand surgery prep?
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If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass
Is there a brand new sentence community here?
