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    the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

    Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

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    God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.

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      Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

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        Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.

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          Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

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          I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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            She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

            Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

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            Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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              Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

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                Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf

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                  If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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                    If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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                    Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                      I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                      Honey, please.

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                        Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                        "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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                          Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.

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                            "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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                            I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

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                              Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

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                              and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)

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                              • T [email protected]

                                Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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                                These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.

                                They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.

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                                  Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)

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                                    anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates

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                                      and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)

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                                      100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.

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                                        Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                                        A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.

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                                          1: 2015

                                          2: is this a repost from Reddit?

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