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    the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

    Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

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    Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.

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      Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.

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        Make a terrible person leave you alone in this one easy step

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        She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

        Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

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          I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though

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            who are you even talking to?

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            the oop lol

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              who are you even talking to?

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              Probably me, who's about to order these plates and keep them forever.

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                She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

                Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

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                Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...

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                • T [email protected]

                  the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?

                  Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.

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                  God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.

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                    Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

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                      Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.

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                        Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!

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                        I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                          She didn't communicate her needs well enough.

                          Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.

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                          Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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                            Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

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                              Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf

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                                If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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                                  If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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                                  Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                                    I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                    Honey, please.

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                                      Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                                      "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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                                        Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.

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                                          "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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                                          I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

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