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    I'm here for the wizardposting

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      Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.

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      • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

        Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:

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        This is why the apes blew everything up.

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          They're still edible:

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          Why do they have anuses?

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            Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.

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            Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:

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              Gender changing potion

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                Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore

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                  Gender changing potion

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                  Here you go. These are gender-fluids. Once ingested, someone who identifies as either a man or a woman will now identify as gender-fluid. (Does not come with physical changes):

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                    Why do they have anuses?

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                    They're a bit stale

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                      Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore

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                      Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?

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                        I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.

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                          I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.

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                          Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:

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                            Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:

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                            Births are now even more painful with all the baby's just blasting out of there with their jetpacks

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                              A dragon.

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                                A divorce

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                                • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                                  Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:

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                                  Let's take her for a test drive!

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                                    Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?

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                                    Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please

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                                      A dragon.

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                                      The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.

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                                        Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please

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                                        Everyone is now slightly more whimsical. It's a sillier world to live in:

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                                          Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please

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