Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Why do they have anuses?
They're a bit stale
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:
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Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:
Births are now even more painful with all the baby's just blasting out of there with their jetpacks
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A dragon.
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A divorce
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Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
Let's take her for a test drive!
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Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
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A dragon.
The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.
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Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
Everyone is now slightly more whimsical. It's a sillier world to live in:
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Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
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Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
Sure. Here are some berries that will go moldy in 3 days:
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I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore
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You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:
In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler
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In which date was this? Asking for a friend that is a time traveler
From Tue. July 22 2025 . But your friend is probably already rich and is hiding it from you.
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Eh I don't need much just gimme next week’s lottery numbers thx
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I‘d like some getting my shit together and being happy for once to go please.
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I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore
You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto's Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
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Eh I don't need much just gimme next week’s lottery numbers thx
Sure, if you play "7 28 27 63 54 25" for the Powerball drawing on Saturday, July 26th, 2025, you will win $7 :