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    ... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".

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    I think "toots" has been overlooked in this comment

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    • I [email protected]

      From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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      It's called a fromagerie, pleb

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        True love right there

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.

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          But why would you?

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            Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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            You're right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.

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            • M [email protected]

              Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.

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              Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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                Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!

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                Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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                  I'm in heat thanks to climate change.

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                  • D [email protected]

                    My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                    Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.

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                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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                      I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to "females" there, like "ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that." Because I didn't remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments šŸ™‚

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                        We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                        • cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC [email protected]

                          We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                          I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                          • B [email protected]

                            But why would you?

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                            Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.

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                              I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                              Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?

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                                I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                                So you just like to suck then? šŸ˜‰

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                                  Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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                                  Can confirm, was stabbed.

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