IT jobs explained with a broken lightbulb
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Who said that?
[clicks light switch off and on repeatedly]
Welp, I guess weβre closed for the week.
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Climate Scientists:
- The lightbulb is broken, and there's reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
- Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
- CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.
I came here to laugh, not to cry!
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Support would be like
User reports lightbulb is broken.
Tries to talk user through troubleshooting.
Problem resolved by turning on light. -
I accidentally read the second to last comic as "hands out fleshlights". Would also work.
"by toggl Goon Squad"
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Support would be like
User reports lightbulb is broken.
Tries to talk user through troubleshooting.
Problem resolved by turning on light.User can not find switch. Guided to switch, user said switch operation is too complicated and refused further troubleshooting. Escalated.
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Support would be like
User reports lightbulb is broken.
Tries to talk user through troubleshooting.
Problem resolved by turning on light.More like:
Use reports lightbulb is broken. Support spends an hour talking user through diagnostic tests. Determines that the lightbulb in question is a houseplant.
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User can not find switch. Guided to switch, user said switch operation is too complicated and refused further troubleshooting. Escalated.
User is very upset. It was a broken bulb last time, so it must be a broken bulb this time. Why can't the help desk make bulbs that don't break? Bulb was fine, user was locking and unlocking the door instead of flipping the light switch.
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Full stack developer:
The lightbulb is broken. Deploys a lightweight fix that involves 17 metric tons of chandeliers, stadium floodlights, sconces, and the necessary infrastructure to operate the street lights for a city of 500.000. His solution delivers a solid 100 lm of light using only 175 MW of power.
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Full stack developer:
The lightbulb is broken. Deploys a lightweight fix that involves 17 metric tons of chandeliers, stadium floodlights, sconces, and the necessary infrastructure to operate the street lights for a city of 500.000. His solution delivers a solid 100 lm of light using only 175 MW of power.
why they are like that
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honestly huge respect to ops
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why they are like that
Because JavaScript and its complete absence of a standard library is a horrible abomination that should've been put out of our misery years ago.
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Because JavaScript and its complete absence of a standard library is a horrible abomination that should've been put out of our misery years ago.
I can't understand how anyone looked at JavaScript, worked with it for a bit, then decided they wanted to use it to build full applications.
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I can't understand how anyone looked at JavaScript, worked with it for a bit, then decided they wanted to use it to build full applications.
Imagine you went through the pain of learning it to make a web front end. You want to make back end things too, but they all require knowing different languages. You're not learning another language, learning this one was hard enough! Easier to keep using the same horrible language for everything, of course.
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I have a feeling AI won't take my role, AI will force me to take ownership of more products. I worry greatly about that.
Yes, this is greatly to be feared:-). But at least you will have a job, other than "factory worker" like everyone else seems to be geared into becoming (either that or soilent green / food - I wish I were joking, though possibly the person in charge who put forth that idea was joking at least? I mean... unless we are into it? No? Okay we can wait on that one...).
You will just have to manage all of the products that the company can force upon you, while they do the "real" work - of golfing, ofc!
Also I now realize that my above messages were slightly incorrect - they were for the "Project Manager" role, which is distinct from your role as "Product Owner", and then "Product Manager" is a whole other thing... I guess, but I have no idea what the latter is supposed to do, really.
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Psychologist tries to help lightbulb understand why it is broken and how to fix itself.
Lightbulb refuses to respond to therapy, gives the silent treatment.
Psy goes home without success, falls into severe depression due to fear of never experiencing light again.
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Today I broke a colleague's app, because I repurposed an unused app registration on azure, or at least I thought it was unused. I thought that would be faster than asking the admins for a new registration on a Friday afternoon. But I forgot that I had used that registration for my colleague 's application.
So when he came complaining that it didn't work, I just told him he had done something wrong and that he should just restart his computer.
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I can't understand how anyone looked at JavaScript, worked with it for a bit, then decided they wanted to use it to build full applications.
Wait, writing backends with JS make you fullstack?
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Overall I'd say pretty accurate.
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- Receives a slack message that lighbulb is broken
- Realizes that they never got an alert when the light went out
- Fixes their monitoring thresholds
- Routes all broken lightbulb alerts to a slack channel nobody reads
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Psychologist tries to help lightbulb understand why it is broken and how to fix itself.
Lightbulb refuses to respond to therapy, gives the silent treatment.
Psy goes home without success, falls into severe depression due to fear of never experiencing light again.
...and begins to dance gangnam style
