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  • S [email protected]

    I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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    He told him

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      As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five πŸ‘

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      My bruh πŸ‘Š

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        He

        Hmm.

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        • A [email protected]

          I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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          vi crew represent

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            Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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            Helix FTW!

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              He found Richard Stallman without knowing it

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                Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                There are literally dozens of us!

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                  I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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                  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                    I'm partial to Tomatl and Ahuacatl

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                      I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

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                      • O [email protected]

                        Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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                        Ngl didn't even notice it was covered until I read your comment

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                          I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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                          C and Bash are the only languagss that man pages are useful for

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                          • W [email protected]

                            I can’t live without vim.

                            Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

                            Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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                            I wouldn't stress about it. Code was never meant to be edited in a web browser anyway.

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                              Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

                              This is psycopathy?

                              Having actual competence in one's field?

                              Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

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                              Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

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                              • B [email protected]

                                But he went out of his way to install man pages on arch? Probably a narc.

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                                Aren't they there by default?

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                                  I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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                                  I'd just write C and get annoyed by the #includes having different names.

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                                    I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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                                    I just read the headers

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                                      Aren't they there by default?

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                                      Noop, you have to install the man-db package

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                                        Is there another way?

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

                                          This is psycopathy?

                                          Having actual competence in one's field?

                                          Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

                                          EDIT:

                                          Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

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                                          Pretty sure it's gonna be the stake

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