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    Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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    Well have a nap...

    THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Psychopatl

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      Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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      • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

        Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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        I was thinking Nahuatl

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        • S [email protected]

          I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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          I use Arch by the way.

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          • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

            Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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            You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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            • O [email protected]

              Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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              You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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              • K [email protected]

                Well have a nap...

                THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                What about the Y missiles?

                I stand corrected

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                • S [email protected]

                  I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                  He told him

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                  • Y [email protected]

                    As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five πŸ‘

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                    My bruh πŸ‘Š

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                      He

                      Hmm.

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                      • A [email protected]

                        I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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                        vi crew represent

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                          Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                          Helix FTW!

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                            He found Richard Stallman without knowing it

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                              Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                              There are literally dozens of us!

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                                I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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                                • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                                  I'm partial to Tomatl and Ahuacatl

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                                    I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

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                                    • O [email protected]

                                      Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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                                      Ngl didn't even notice it was covered until I read your comment

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                                      • U [email protected]

                                        I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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                                        C and Bash are the only languagss that man pages are useful for

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          I can’t live without vim.

                                          Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

                                          Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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                                          I wouldn't stress about it. Code was never meant to be edited in a web browser anyway.

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