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  • O [email protected]

    Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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    Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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    • D [email protected]

      I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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      I understood your point fine. I indeed started out with first Commodore BASIC and then into 6502, all using the manuals because there wasn't much else of a source back then.

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        I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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        Your English is fine. The same words often evoke different mental images from one person to another. Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing when to embrace literal meanings and when to go with the general gist of words. Thanks for addressing my comment, a gentle reminder for me.

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        • H [email protected]

          I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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          Like an animal.

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            Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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            • T [email protected]

              Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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              There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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              • J [email protected]

                There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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                Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                  Is this even a real person lmao

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                  • T [email protected]

                    Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                    Well have a nap...

                    THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                    • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Psychopatl

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                      Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                      • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                        Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                        I was thinking Nahuatl

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                        • S [email protected]

                          I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                          I use Arch by the way.

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                          • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                            Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                            You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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                              You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                Well have a nap...

                                THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                                What about the Y missiles?

                                I stand corrected

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                                  He told him

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                                  • Y [email protected]

                                    As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five 👏

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                                    My bruh 👊

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                                      He

                                      Hmm.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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                                        vi crew represent

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                                          Helix crew 🖐️

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                                          Helix FTW!

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