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  • H [email protected]

    I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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    Like an animal.

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      Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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      • T [email protected]

        Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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        There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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          There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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          Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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            Is this even a real person lmao

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              Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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              Well have a nap...

              THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Psychopatl

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                Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                  Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                  I was thinking Nahuatl

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                    I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                    I use Arch by the way.

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                    • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                      Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                      You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                        Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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                        You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Well have a nap...

                          THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                          What about the Y missiles?

                          I stand corrected

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                            I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                            He told him

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                              As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five πŸ‘

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                              My bruh πŸ‘Š

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                                He

                                Hmm.

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                                  I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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                                  vi crew represent

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                                    Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                                    Helix FTW!

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                                      He found Richard Stallman without knowing it

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                                        Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                                        There are literally dozens of us!

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                                          I remember using man pages when I was contributing to a C open source project back in the day.

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