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    Just straight up raw-dogging it

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      Someone at work was shocked I was using RubyMine and not VSCode or Cursor. Am I getting old now ?

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        Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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        Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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          I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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          I understood your point fine. I indeed started out with first Commodore BASIC and then into 6502, all using the manuals because there wasn't much else of a source back then.

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            I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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            Your English is fine. The same words often evoke different mental images from one person to another. Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing when to embrace literal meanings and when to go with the general gist of words. Thanks for addressing my comment, a gentle reminder for me.

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              I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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              Like an animal.

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                Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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                  Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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                  There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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                    There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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                    Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                      Is this even a real person lmao

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                        Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                        Well have a nap...

                        THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Psychopatl

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                          Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                            Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                            I was thinking Nahuatl

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                              I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                              I use Arch by the way.

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                              • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                                Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                                You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                                  Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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                                  You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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                                    Well have a nap...

                                    THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                                    What about the Y missiles?

                                    I stand corrected

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                                      I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                                      He told him

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                                        As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five 👏

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                                        My bruh 👊

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                                          He

                                          Hmm.

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