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    I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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    I understood your point fine. I indeed started out with first Commodore BASIC and then into 6502, all using the manuals because there wasn't much else of a source back then.

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      I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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      Your English is fine. The same words often evoke different mental images from one person to another. Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing when to embrace literal meanings and when to go with the general gist of words. Thanks for addressing my comment, a gentle reminder for me.

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        I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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        Like an animal.

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          Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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          • T [email protected]

            Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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            There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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            • J [email protected]

              There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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              Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                Is this even a real person lmao

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                • T [email protected]

                  Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                  Well have a nap...

                  THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Psychopatl

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                    Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                    • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                      Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                      I was thinking Nahuatl

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                        I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                        I use Arch by the way.

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                        • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                          Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                          You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                          • O [email protected]

                            Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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                            You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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                            • K [email protected]

                              Well have a nap...

                              THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                              What about the Y missiles?

                              I stand corrected

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                                I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                                He told him

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                                • Y [email protected]

                                  As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five πŸ‘

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                                  My bruh πŸ‘Š

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                                    He

                                    Hmm.

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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                                      vi crew represent

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                                        Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                                        Helix FTW!

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                                          He found Richard Stallman without knowing it

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