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  • D [email protected]

    I'm talking about developers in general before even Linux was a thing. I thought that was obvious in my comment. Guess not, I need to work more on my English.

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    Your English is fine. The same words often evoke different mental images from one person to another. Sometimes I have trouble distinguishing when to embrace literal meanings and when to go with the general gist of words. Thanks for addressing my comment, a gentle reminder for me.

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    • H [email protected]

      I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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      Like an animal.

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        Back in my day we would program using office hole puncher and going to a library every time we needed to look up some API information.

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        • T [email protected]

          Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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          There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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            There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the 'l'

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            Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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              Is this even a real person lmao

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              • T [email protected]

                Yea fair I guess I'm tired

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                Well have a nap...

                THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Psychopatl

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                  Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                  • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                    Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                    I was thinking Nahuatl

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                      I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                      I use Arch by the way.

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                      • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                        Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

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                        You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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                        • O [email protected]

                          Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter β€˜h’?

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                          You saw that but not devloper? Buncha amateurs.

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                            Well have a nap...

                            THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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                            What about the Y missiles?

                            I stand corrected

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                              I was going to ask how he knew it was Arch, but I feel like that is just setting up the next comment.

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                              He told him

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                              • Y [email protected]

                                As another Helix user, I'll gladly accept the high five πŸ‘

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                                My bruh πŸ‘Š

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                                  He

                                  Hmm.

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                                  • A [email protected]

                                    I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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                                    vi crew represent

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                                      Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                                      Helix FTW!

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                                        He found Richard Stallman without knowing it

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                                          Helix crew πŸ–οΈ

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                                          There are literally dozens of us!

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