Anon gets philosophical
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my brother in Christmas, that's on you
No, that's literally within the hypothetical.
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Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj.
Would you do it then?Don't kink shame.
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It was Ted Cruz
wrote last edited by [email protected]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Don't you stand to gain the whole world though? Now you know what you like and can seek to duplicate it?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/OhSittlaBH8AAAAd/robbie-rotten-shocked.gif (ugh I don't know how to embed, especially on mobile...)
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If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.
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I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.
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It was Ted Cruz
I snap a photo and now I have blackmail material
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Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
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This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.
Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
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What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).
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Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."
knock on door
"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."
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I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
How did Plato trap all those people in his cave?
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.
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William Dufoe? Promise?
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How did Plato trap all those people in his cave?
asking the real questions here
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Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).
Why did they get ionized in the first place?
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Schrodinger's shlong.
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Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?
Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?
Yea that's a decent point. Might be worth sticking around a bit to kill off some collaborators so some other piece of trash doesn't take over the position as soon as Putin's out of the way.
