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  • F [email protected]

    Benefit of living in Australia is that every word is pronounced wrong so it doesn't matter how you say it.

    Can't even pronounce our second largest city right lol. Melbourne became Melbin

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    Does that mean the game on PS4 is Bloodbin in Australia?

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    • C [email protected]

      I had the misfortune of pronouncing rapping as raping in front of the class when I was 13

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      Like the post I saw once where a woman wrote she raped her little sister to help her sleep (with a picture of a baby wrapped in a blanket).

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      • C [email protected]

        It's not hyperbole. Lithe communication is the epitome of communication.

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        I disagree with the word hyperbole. In speech, it comflicts with the namespace of -ly words and always sounds like an adverb, which derails my parsing. In writing, it conflits with the namespace of nouns like hole, pole, console, casserole, and letrozole. The only -ole word that I know that doesn't sound like this is guacamole, which doesn't sound like an adverb.

        It's a word actively harmful to my understanding and should be stricken from the language. Just use hyperbolic.

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        • Z [email protected]

          Hermy-one

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          Hermi wan Kenerbi, yer me ernly herp!

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          • U [email protected]

            My buddy says "chasm" with a soft ch. We've tried to correct him. He doesn't hear us. He also pronounces "tome" like "tomb".

            We play DnD together if anyone was wondering why these words would come up with any regularity.

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            Does he say "chaos" with a soft "ch" as well?

            He also pronounces “tome” like “tomb”

            My roommate in college did that. Drove me nuts, but the worst was that he rhymed "epitome" with "tome."

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            • P [email protected]

              I've heard "chasm" pronounced as both "chaz-um" and "kaz-um"

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              The correct one is "kaz-um," just like "chaos" isn't "chay-oss."

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              • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                Candelabra

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                How can it be read incorrectly? "Can-della-bra?"

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                • R [email protected]

                  Then can we force SciFi audiobook narrators to use it?

                  Ray Porter, I love you to fucking death, but you kill me sometimes....

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                  I loved The Expanse, and Jefferson Mays is amazing

                  But "jimbals" drove me crazy

                  For Ray Porter, his inability to pronounce "Archimedes" was bad enough they made him go back and re-record a book.

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                  • recursiveparadox@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    Over time, that is what normally happens to language (even French, yeah looking at you Gauls).

                    But, English and especially North American English is so predominate in the world, that may stop its otherwise natural development.

                    /not a linguist just friends with some.

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                    Even French? a lot of the horribly spelled words in English are their fault!

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                    • J [email protected]

                      English has the problem of taking words literally from other languages including the pronunciation.

                      Kindergarden - > German. The I gets pronounced differently.

                      Tibia - > Latin. Fuck who knows how it is pronounced, just do what you want.

                      Bureaucracy - > French. Yeah well the French hate people who want to learn their language, I guess. Nothing is written like it is pronounced

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                      Kindergarden - > German. The I gets pronounced differently.

                      Tinder.

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                      • F [email protected]

                        surely it should be "wound" anyway?

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                        "Woond?"

                        "No, Wownd!"

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                        • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          I just wouldn't think to look up a word I assumed I was pronouncing correctly. I'm pretty good at this reading thing, and so I apply the standards, but words like epitome and ethereal are just here to fuck with us.

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                          I can't imagine "ethereal" being pronounced any other way than the correct one. "Etha-real?"

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                          • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                            Better to corrected than let things get too awry.

                            Awry.
                            Awwww-reeeeeeeeeeee..........

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                            It had the quality of being awr. It was awry.

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Apparently "nihilism" is meant to be pronounced like "nee-hilism", but if you say it like that, nobody knows what the fuck you're trying to say.

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                              If you want to change pronunciations to be closer to the original language the word derives from, you'd be changing most of English.

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                              • tabbsthebat@pawb.socialT [email protected]

                                Who the hell pronounced nougat as new-git?

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                                Americans. Probably Canadians, too. Although it's more "-gut" than "-git."

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                                • T [email protected]

                                  Do you also hear Caramel pronounced as Carmel? I hate that one...

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                                  That's a regional thing in the US. I've always pronounced the second a.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    I've looked it up a bunch of times and I still don't know if potable is "POTE-ah-bull" or "POT-ah-bull"

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                                    I say it the first way. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

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                                    • U [email protected]

                                      My buddy says "chasm" with a soft ch. We've tried to correct him. He doesn't hear us. He also pronounces "tome" like "tomb".

                                      We play DnD together if anyone was wondering why these words would come up with any regularity.

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                                      PTSD flashback to my ESL little self always mispronouncing choir after they told me to join to practice my English.

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        I know, and phone calls are more annoying for neurodivergent people like me, although I get the reverse is true for old people. I had a job that featured looking up data and for any given active company with employees in Czechia, there is over 90% chance you get an address you can visit (they are legally required to list one but there are obfuscation services), about 70% for some kind of maintained web presence outside the legal registry, and some 50% for a working phone number. The latter two are roughly reversed for one-person establishments.

                                        What happened is that I heard a Czechoslovak emmigrant to the US rambling while visiting his homeland that "phone books are useless in Czechoslo- uh - Czechia because companies aren't required by the Constitution [sic] to keep their data updated there".

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                                        I'm old and I HATE dealing with things on a phone call.

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          To distinguish it from taut which is pronounced the exact same way. 🙂

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                                          We didn't bother with wind, wind, live, live, etc.

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