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A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder

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    The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.

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    The real question is how your question should be interpreted

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      Still trying to figure out sex before death.

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        No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart

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        You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you're forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.

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          No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart

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          Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.

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            Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.

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              What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it's been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?

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              St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"

              You: "Uh... Smoking!"

              is sent to Hell

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                Not if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish

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                  Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.

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                  With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.

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                    Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.

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                    I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.

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                      I don't know how to feel about this technically correct answer.

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                      Will you be using it?

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                        No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart

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                        Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.

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                          St. Peter: "Smoking or non-smoking?"

                          You: "Uh... Smoking!"

                          is sent to Hell

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                          Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That's pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.

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                            Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.

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                              Do you believe in sex after life after love? 🎶

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                                With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.

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                                Sounds good, which onlyfans page does your god run?

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                                  Necrophilia

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                                    Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a "material thing" that you won't need in heaven.

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                                      Necrophilia

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                                      Some times you just have to crack open a cold one

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                                        Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a "material thing" that you won't need in heaven.

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                                        Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you're more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?! 😭

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                                          Sex is uniative and procreative.

                                          Paradise is already both those things. There would be no need for more.

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