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  • F [email protected]

    Poe's Law. If people like them didn't really exist then casinos wouldn't be profitable.

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    Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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      Please show me the prospectus that slot machines have. Using a term associated with legitimate investing is why it's humorous.

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      If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

      You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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        Mom buy AMC ,you have no idea what's about to happen 🦍🚀

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          Ok I’ll buy it back from you

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          • F [email protected]

            If they were sarcastic they should amend with the /s

            You dont get to be treated respectfully when spewing stupid bullshit because the whole world is filled with stupid bullshit and you're adding fuel to the fire.

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            I don't think someone saying they check the prospectus of a slot machine is spreading stupid bullshit, they're making a joke. It's okay if you didn't get it. There's no reason to be defensive or get upset.

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            • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

              1,000 rials a day

              Somehow i assumed you were talking about dollars or euros. I have heard of this strategy (dollar cost averaging) by buying the same amount on a frequent basis. But i myself would be inclined to spread the risks too though. Best of luck accumulating that $695 though!

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              Oh no I was talking about U.S. dollars, then I had to fix it to fit my budget of rice and beans haha

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              • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                You should get her a cheap steam deck with Balrato. Might help.

                Also: Nevada gaming regs for slot machines

                And: Darknet Diaries Jackpot episode

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                Not interested in Balrato.

                A steam deck is also out of reach for now.

                Thanks for the regs, and I hadn't check that podcast out in a while. Good reason to get back it!

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                • F [email protected]

                  No, it wouldn't. 2k would have been. Buying at the all time peak is ALWAY a stupid buy, idc if it does take off after.

                  Like playing the slot machines hoping for a jackpot.

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                  'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                    'Tell me you know nothing about the stock market without explicitly saying so'

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                    Keep waiting for that AMC gamma, dolt.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      1,000 x 365,000 = 1,000,000 every three years or so

                      Something is amiss there. Your years seem about a thousand times too long

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                      not their fault you have shitty short-ass years, get longer years bro

                      my years are two years long at this point, there's no excuse

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