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    On carpet 😬

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    I mean, literally just lean it against the wall, at the very least...

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      Which is exactly why it overheats so quickly when they close the lid.

      Let's face it, the place using a laptop on the floor with a paper sign probably doesn't have the budget for real sysadmins. At the same time, most real sysadmins know to disable the lid-closing behavior and get the laptop off of the carpet because they've been foiled in their past by people who refused to read the goddamn paper sign.

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      They have the budget for printer ink tho

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        OMG, Y500 ?
        Mine is still running after 13 years!

        Lenovo made some kickass computers back then.

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          My server is a loose motherboard with a loose PSU, thrown into the living room TV rack, which I leave open for cooling. It's a repurposed (free) Athlon, DDR2. I only use it for smb and git backups, and project sharing between my desktop and laptop. What amazes me most is my IT coworkers don't find that a perfectly acceptable scenario.

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            My server is a loose motherboard with a loose PSU, thrown into the living room TV rack, which I leave open for cooling. It's a repurposed (free) Athlon, DDR2. I only use it for smb and git backups, and project sharing between my desktop and laptop. What amazes me most is my IT coworkers don't find that a perfectly acceptable scenario.

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            That free computer is going to cost you a lot on your electric bill.

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              ...but then the sign would have affected the airflow...

              This is the best compromise until mom visits and steps on it.

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              I have killed two laptops by stepping on them. Is this a sign?

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                That free computer is going to cost you a lot on your electric bill.

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                Not in winter it won't.

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                  They have the budget for printer ink tho

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                  Or a local library and $0.10

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                    On carpet 😬

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                    you see ivan, server is much happier when comfortable on carpet, you can tell it wams its heart

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                      Lol, reminds me of my old setup.

                      It was all old W98 laptop that I got used. I installed xunbuntu on it back when it first came out in 2006. It sat on my desk, open like that with a bit of tape over to hold the power cord because it was loose. The battery was completely dead.

                      It was the server I used to host all the modded maps I made for a silly little tank game. Thing ran seemlessly only going down when the power went out or somebody juggled the power cord for 5 years.

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                      Wow five years is a long time to juggle something

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                        I mean, literally just lean it against the wall, at the very least...

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                        With a risk of falling hard drives and such? I'm not doing that...

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                          Not in winter it won't.

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                          Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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                            Even in winter, it's terrible compared to a heat pump or (probably) directly burning gas or wood.

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                            That's the joke. 🙂

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                              Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                              Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                                Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                                  Disable suspend when the laptop lid is closed:

                                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitch=suspend/HandleLidSwitch=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                                  sudo sed -i 's/#HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=suspend/HandleLidSwitchExternalPower=ignore/g' /etc/systemd/logind.conf
                                  sudo systemctl restart systemd-logind
                                  

                                  If you are in a TTY, you can blank the screen before closing the lid to prevent burn-in. After running this, come back later and press a key to turn the screen on again.

                                  alias blankscreen='setterm --blank=force; read ans; setterm --blank=poke'

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                                    Yes, easily. Most OSes let you do that.

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                                    In some cases, is a bios setting also.

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                                      Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                                      Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                      Yes usually it's the OS that handles it and it can be set to ignore the lid detection.

                                      I did it for a while. Also removed the battery so it doesn't start swelling

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                                        Serious question that I've wondered about but never worked on.

                                        Can you rig a laptop to keep running with the lid closed? Either by software or hardware? I guess you could cut the switch, but an OS-based solution would be neater.

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                                        Sure, it's part of windows settings under power management.

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                                          And the lid is not open because of preventing it sleeping, but rather to cool it down

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