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I created the weirdest political compass

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  • Z [email protected]

    That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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    What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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    • Z [email protected]

      That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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      Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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        Math types are missing.

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        • Z [email protected]

          Are those programming languages?

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          Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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          • D [email protected]

            Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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            This guy JITs 👆

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              Where Perl?

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              • scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                Where Perl?

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                Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

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                • C [email protected]

                  If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                  That doesn't stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality can get fucked.

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                    I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                    The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                      The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                      The Greeks were very into geometry, a purely calculated algebraic proof didn't count for them.

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                      • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

                        Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

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                        Also Python as a toy lang and somehow more "nu" than Java despite Java being younger?

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                        • E [email protected]

                          ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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                          It is clearly surpassed by C though this chart seems to have missed that fact.

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                          • K [email protected]

                            AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

                            Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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                            By being wildly wrong you mean?

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                            • Z [email protected]

                              Did the same with D's superset, betterC.

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                              betterC is a subset... 🤦

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                                ngl I'm pretty mad right now

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                                • N [email protected]

                                  By being wildly wrong you mean?

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                                  You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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                                  • Q [email protected]

                                    You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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                                    So rage bait?

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                                      How is cobol toy wasn't it made for military?

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                                      • N [email protected]

                                        So rage bait?

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                                        You could rent yourself to translate corporate-speak in email and meetings

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                                          System vs Toy?

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