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    I use febr a rch btw

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    You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months

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      My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.

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      It's too unregular and too good to be a coincidence. Unless they threw an algorithm on it that was intended for whatever

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      • ediacarium@feddit.orgE [email protected]

        This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

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        How do you see that and this is your reaction?

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        • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

          We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

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          Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')

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            I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that

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            hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

            Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

            Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

            :::spoiler R-code

            library(ngram)
            
            tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                       "april", "may", "june", "july",
                       "august", "september", "october",
                       "november", "december")
            
            zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
              ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
              return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
            })
            res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
            res[res > 1]
            

            :::

            This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

              ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
            

            As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

            Using this I propose the following graph

            ::: spoiler Mermaid

            stateDiagram
                direction LR
                sept --> em
                nov --> em
                dec --> em
                em --> ber
                oc --> to
                to --> ber
                feb --> uar
                uar --> y
                jan --> uar
                ju --> ne
                ju --> l
                l --> y
                ma --> r
                ma --> y
                r --> ch
                
                a --> p 
                p --> r
                r --> il
                a --> u
                u --> gust
            
            

            :::

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              #91

              Febranber. Those who know, remember.

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                #92

                I love the month of Jay

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                • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                  hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                  Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                  Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                  :::spoiler R-code

                  library(ngram)
                  
                  tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                             "april", "may", "june", "july",
                             "august", "september", "october",
                             "november", "december")
                  
                  zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                    ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                    return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                  })
                  res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                  res[res > 1]
                  

                  :::

                  This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                    ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                      2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                  

                  As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                  Using this I propose the following graph

                  ::: spoiler Mermaid

                  stateDiagram
                      direction LR
                      sept --> em
                      nov --> em
                      dec --> em
                      em --> ber
                      oc --> to
                      to --> ber
                      feb --> uar
                      uar --> y
                      jan --> uar
                      ju --> ne
                      ju --> l
                      l --> y
                      ma --> r
                      ma --> y
                      r --> ch
                      
                      a --> p 
                      p --> r
                      r --> il
                      a --> u
                      u --> gust
                  
                  

                  :::

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                  #93

                  Interestingly

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                  • Maril

                  are the only two hallucinations, everything else is always a legit month

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                    #94

                    I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

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                    • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                      hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.

                      Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?

                      Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)

                      :::spoiler R-code

                      library(ngram)
                      
                      tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
                                 "april", "may", "june", "july",
                                 "august", "september", "october",
                                 "november", "december")
                      
                      zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
                        ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
                        return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
                      })
                      res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
                      res[res > 1]
                      

                      :::

                      This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:

                        ary   uar  uary   emb  embe ember   mbe  mber   ber 
                          2     2     2     3     3     3     3     3     4 
                      

                      As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"

                      Using this I propose the following graph

                      ::: spoiler Mermaid

                      stateDiagram
                          direction LR
                          sept --> em
                          nov --> em
                          dec --> em
                          em --> ber
                          oc --> to
                          to --> ber
                          feb --> uar
                          uar --> y
                          jan --> uar
                          ju --> ne
                          ju --> l
                          l --> y
                          ma --> r
                          ma --> y
                          r --> ch
                          
                          a --> p 
                          p --> r
                          r --> il
                          a --> u
                          u --> gust
                      
                      

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                      #95

                      Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                        Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.

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                        #96

                        I'm really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly

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                          "Lousy Smarch Weather"

                          'Do Not Touch
                          -Willie'

                          "Hey, good advice!"

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                          • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                            I'm really disappointed by June, April and August. Without these months, everything would be so neat and orderly

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                            Freaking romans with their gods and emperors, they couldn't go from unember to duodecember

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                              My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

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                              Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.

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                                How do you see that and this is your reaction?

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                                Because I'm not used to entering dates in month/day/year order.

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                                  Because I'm not used to entering dates in month/day/year order.

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                                  Neither am I but much less am I used to the day starting at 0

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                                    Wake me up when Septempril ends

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                                    Like my father's come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!

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                                      this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot

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