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    Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.

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      Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.

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      I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.

      Edit: to be clear, this is because men are fucking horrible. Straight girls are tragic figures here. I hope someday we find a cure for heterosexuality, for their sake, and the incels.

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        Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can 'wipe properly/thoroughly/enough'. It's exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the 'privilege' of cleaning someone else's butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words 'wiping' and 'hygiene' can only be used in the same phrase if there's also the words 'wet' and/or 'wash' and/or 'soap' in it. Otherwise...of course your f****g chair stinks.

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          It was implied that alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.

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          Always good to specify, you never know

          If one leaves shit stains on a chair, don't expect them to know this

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          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

            This is actually a sad story, where the existence of this clip almost pushed the teen to suicide due to the both online and real life bullying and death threats he received.
            Last time I caught up they were feeling better.

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            that's sad. kid clearly is autistic. it really sucks that he didn't have anyone to support him and teach him social and hygiene skills.

            fuck the bitch screaming at him. I know she's frustrated but his timid submissive response is telling that it's not the first time she's treated him this way.

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              Bidet crew checking in.

              Mines got hot water. I don't mean that it's got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it's got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower.. dryer? Butt hair dryer? It's nice, especially in the winter.

              Clean your butts, people

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              what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

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                what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

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                https://a.co/d/6MNMPX9

                The vivohome with knob, not remote.

                Pressure is great, too much actually, depending.

                I got it because it was the cheapest one with all the features, and in fact is even cheaper now than when I bought it.

                It's been going strong for 3 and a half years now

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                  Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                  A bidet (european style) is best.

                  no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                  If you can't afford one, or rent, or wander around, travel bidets are about $20-$30 and are a water bottle with a hook-shaped wand-spout and an air valve.

                  My proctologist has a personal vendetta against wiping, and I messed up my piles from ages of wiping too hard. Bidet and dab to dry.

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                    Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                    None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                    Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                      Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                      None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                      Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                      At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.

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                      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                        Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                        None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                        Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                        do y'all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?

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                          Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                          A bidet (european style) is best.

                          no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                          i uh, i don't think it's normal to have an itchy and smelly bumhole, regardless of how you wipe

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                            With enough farting, it probably would.

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                            i legit have this issue, though with pants not the chair

                            for some ungodly reason my farts are just miserable in precisely such a way that it clings to the fabric and somehow creates an even worse smell (presumably reacting with something in the fabric? lord knows). Like it doesn't even take a full day to build up, i hate it.

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                              do y'all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?

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                              In the summer here (July and August during heatwaves) my office goes between 80°F - 90° so no, I don't wear a thing, hence the towels.

                              On my regular furniture, if I'm wandering around unclothed and need to sit down, I'll drape something, often my briefs, before planting my butt.

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