Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

[mpony@lemmy.world]

I hear it pairs well with Super Mario Bros

[guitarson2024@lemmy.world]

Well if they'd stop putting signage with "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the entrance to their factories maybe they'd do better.

[naught101@lemmy.world]

I think the answer is some kind of cynical optimism. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. You never know, they might all die tomorrow in a plane crash or something.

[naught101@lemmy.world]

OK, that would be funny

[guitarson2024@lemmy.world]

This just in: Tesla's new moniker "Arbeit Macht Frei" tracks poorly with most human beings.

[notfromhere@lemmy.ml]

I suddenly realize why I was so good at bhopping without scripts. Haha I’d get banned for cheats and never cheated once.

[notfromhere@lemmy.ml]

My cynical take on that stance is they probably overstaff the airpots they are flying through to ensure that doesn’t happen. But yea maybe they fall down an elevator shaft.

[bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works]

That hate came from somewhere.

[bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works]

That hate came from somewhere.

[bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works]

It has a bold futuristic exterior design and looks.

[criss_cross@lemmy.world]

That one ruined Danny Devito. Maybe we'll be lucky enough this ruins Musk?

[ripcord@lemmy.world]

This is a genuine argument people are making to justify why they're still buying Nazi shit. Right now.

[ripcord@lemmy.world]

Have they actually sold any for that little?

[snortsgarlicpowder@lemmy.zip]

I liked the homer car. Massive trunk space, 360 view, small A pillars. And having the kids separate so you aren't distracted by them. Only negative is you can't look back.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

The lack of a roof is a big negative too. There have been experiments with bubble-roof cars before and it's not fun to be in a plastic bubble when the sun is overhead.

[forrgott@lemm.ee]

Yes? And if you fight fire with fire the whole world burns.

[forrgott@lemm.ee]

Somewhat ironically, they understaffed the airport they all fly through, and yet somehow it was innocent civilians that died.

I detest this timeline. I am disgusted, really. I've never quite understood hate, though; to me hate feels like making a solemn vow that subject of my hate will always have power over me. Because hate is irrational. It overpowers reason. But it is only through reason and logic I find myself.

The catch 22 is fear. Fear also deprives is of reason, but it also shames us, lessens us. Just as Yoda taught us, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

I don't wanna suffer anymore. But I don't want anyone else to suffer, either. Not even those responsible; I just want them gone from our timeline.

[notfromhere@lemmy.ml]

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.

[toribor@corndog.social]

So... how long before the federal government buys up a couple million of these things...?

[angrystego@lemmy.world]

Swasticar is good! In my mind, I was calling it TeSSla.