Age verification
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Yeah the IDs should be the same across the EU except for the background motive
Edit: nvm they're all over the place
wrote last edited by [email protected]In Cypress is everything written in 3 alphabets?
Edit: two alphabets, 3 languages?
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You do realize I'm legally not a woman in UK right?
My trans mom is visiting right now. We're livid about it. This was a conversation about getting carded for beer - if I'm not going to just go insane in this nightmare world you'll have to allow for a little compartmentalisation.
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Here's your beer.
Hol up, did they mimic raising the sword up over their head? If not, you might want a second form of verification
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Every day I've been making!
wrote last edited by [email protected]This is from memory, might be wrong:
D-D-Danger right behind you
There's a stranger right behind you
Nothing to do but grab onto some Duck-tales!
Tales of Derring-Do bad and good luck tales!
Not pony tails or cotton tails, no, DUCK TALES! -
Oh it's worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that's insanely inappropiate and overly violent.
Now we weren't racist or anything, it was the early 2000's we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn't think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn't normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn't give a shit at worst.
But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.
No I'm not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It's so bad I wouldn't post it if this were 4chan.
Racists ruined racist jokes, just like they did with national flags.
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Fine. Tale Spin it is or would you like the Super Mario Bros Super Show theme?
Doyle was the high school star
Everybody thought he'd go real far
But he didn't take a thing from the classes he took
Because he just wasn't interested in his books
I still say "holy cremola" when I'm shocked. People think it's a Batman reference, but I learnt it from Doyle!
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Fine. Star Treck then?
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What if I draw a VGA cable?
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks,
But these two gum shoes are picking up the slack...THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG NO CASE TOO SMALL WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL...
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS (when there's danger) You know it never fails, once they're involves somehow whatevers wrong gets solved!
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS!! -
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
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Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??
It's time for Animaniacs.
And we're zany to the max.
So sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Animaniacs.Come join the Warner Brothers.
And the Warner sister Dot.
Just for fun we run around the
Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we got caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot.We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute
And Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
We're Animaniacs.There's Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearseWe're Animaniacs
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our pants
We're Animanie
Totally Insaney
[Add random rhyme: Pinkie and the Brainey]
Animaniacs
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I think they literally have to swipe the ID every x number of purchases or something. Probably varies state by state though.
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Dark Wing Duck!
Let's get dangerous...
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Fine. Star Treck then?
- Which one.
- You can do returns.
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Racists ruined racist jokes, just like they did with national flags.
When I was a kid, no one gave a shit if you had a Confederate Flag because people associated it with barbeques more than the Civil War. If people saw it on your law, they just assumed you liked Dukes of Hazzard.
Now it's basically the lowercase version of the Nazi flag, because the Republicans wanted to use it as a dog whistle.
So thank you GOP for taking a once-harmless symbol of the South and turning it into everything New York accused it of being.
I knew it was all over when they waved the Confederate Flag on the lawn of the White House to protest Obama, no joke, the Tea Party did that shit. How could anyone interpret that as anything outside of "President is bad because he's black"?
That's what pisses me off the most really about Obama and Trump being called "Dividers", it's not hte same thing at all. The Right hated Obama because they're racist, the Left hates Trump because HE'S racist.
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Theme song for Kenan and Kel.
Theme song for All That.
Theme song for Cow and Chicken.
