A true cinephile
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
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I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.
That's gonna be difficult with the separate recliners, but I promise it's worth it. They're placed exactly right for the best visuals. Here are your headphones.
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So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that
He listened to the words she said and met her on that level. He went over to help a friend with homework, with no ulterior motive. That puts him ahead of more than 90% of guys in decency.
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I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.
The couch throw blanket put in a lot of work
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So go text your crush right now that you want to go on a date with her this weekend. Putting yourself out there is scary. OPhad a crush on the girl but was too afraid to saw anything. The girl clearly had a crush on him to, and did her best and (from her perspective) got rejected. OP also wanted intimacy and didn't communicate that
Nah she didn't get rejected. She got what she asked for. Courting is a long game.
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Not cruel, not a dumbass. She got what she asked for. If she wanted intimacy she should have communicated better.
Not cruel, kinda a dumbass. But we all are at times, part of growing up. Oh well
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Listen up, woman. I didn't spend all this money on speakers to watch shit on a postage stamp.
Now hold still while I fire up Jellyfin.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Three? What are you, a virgin? It took 20 to lose mine.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs
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Haha yeah guys I totally have a story like this too... Don't you just hate when girls flirt with you and you don't realise it... I mean it happens to me all the time... Soo many girls are interested in me... Sobs
wrote last edited by [email protected]Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!
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I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
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Yeah we all got one of these stories, I think I might have three. At least
Mine was that a girl came up to me and gave me her phone number and said "Call me if you're ever doing anything." I said "Cool, I will." but then proceeded to be me, who's never doing anything.
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Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.
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I’ve gotten plenty of hand jobs on the couch. Nothing wrong with the living room.
Me too. My wife tells me to cut it out while she's trying to watch her shows though.
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
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I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
i still am
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Y'all out here being handsome oblivious motherfuckers women hit on, meanwhile I'm just ugly.
It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.
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It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.
isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again
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Coffee’s not coffee; coffee is sex! People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live
Coffee is horrid disgusting bean soup that exists to get workers with too much overtime addicted to a stimulant to keep them working.
Drink tea instead. We didn't do two opium wars and a spot of good old fashioned imperialism just to supplant the tasty fermented leaf for a bitter jungle bean. Much more civilised.
