They climb pretty well, because I'm 14 stories up.

I hear ya. I live trapped under my sink and got like one a day for weeks and released outside (rural 100 yds from the house in tall grasses). Thought I’d scored a happy wife no longer asking me to kill the countless mice and didn’t have to kill.

I ended getting kill traps and killed maybe three, because it was the same mice just returning I’m sure via the magic animals do.

I would probably disagree with the idea that actual wild release would be a death sentence. I think mice would be just fine, or at least have a legit chance. But alas such things aren’t really feasible anyway in the city, and there’s health concerns transporting that far, and so on.

Yeah, that definitely came down from one of your neighbors...

Maybe it took the stairs.

If you see a duck without pants you should worry.

Hey man wanna borrow my cat

I live trapped under my sink

Hope you get out someday!

Mice can eat more than food. Papers, glue, anything organic. Also make sure any food wrappers are promptly disposed of.

There is never one mouse.

I need to know what this means

Check out the electric mouse traps. Mouse walks in, there’s a snap sound, mouse is instantly dead. Worked well for me

it was today that I realized I'm so old.

Cables. Don't forget cables. They sometimes go for the insulation, which could become a fire hazard.

Get 2 medium sized boxes for moving.

Cut one of them up to make a ramp into the other box.

Put peanut butter or almond butt on the ramp and in the box.

Goto bed after drinking said alcohol.

Look in your box the next morning and your new friend will be there smiling at you.

Find them a better forever home.

Fun fact: mice can travel upwards of 2 miles to find their way back to a habitat they've been removed from

https://wypestcontrol.com/do-mice-come-back-once-released/

I know it's a autocorrect, but "humanely put out of it's mystery" is exquisite boneappletea

That is pretty great...

• Accept that you will bring pain and suffering and death to an innocent being
• Lay out glue trap
• Wait
• Obtain rat stuck to glue (wear gloves)
• Sincerely apologize to rat
• Double bag in plastic, tie knot
• Lay on floor
• Massive foot stomps ensuring complete flatness
• Deposit in neighbor's trashcan
• Bask in dreary bitterness

• Accept that you will bring pain and suffering and death to an innocent being
• Lay out glue trap
• Wait
• Obtain rat stuck to glue (wear gloves)
• Sincerely apologize to rat
• Double bag in plastic, tie knot
• Lay on floor
• Massive foot stomps ensuring complete flatness
• Deposit in neighbor's trashcan
• Bask in dreary bitterness

Why would he kill chipmunks? I used to live somewhere where they were all over the place, but they only ever made annoying noises and taunted my dog. I never had one even try to come into my house.