Maybe it took the stairs.

If you see a duck without pants you should worry.

Hey man wanna borrow my cat

I live trapped under my sink

Hope you get out someday!

Mice can eat more than food. Papers, glue, anything organic. Also make sure any food wrappers are promptly disposed of.

There is never one mouse.

I need to know what this means

Check out the electric mouse traps. Mouse walks in, there’s a snap sound, mouse is instantly dead. Worked well for me

it was today that I realized I'm so old.

Cables. Don't forget cables. They sometimes go for the insulation, which could become a fire hazard.

Get 2 medium sized boxes for moving.

Cut one of them up to make a ramp into the other box.

Put peanut butter or almond butt on the ramp and in the box.

Goto bed after drinking said alcohol.

Look in your box the next morning and your new friend will be there smiling at you.

Find them a better forever home.

Fun fact: mice can travel upwards of 2 miles to find their way back to a habitat they've been removed from

https://wypestcontrol.com/do-mice-come-back-once-released/

I know it's a autocorrect, but "humanely put out of it's mystery" is exquisite boneappletea

That is pretty great...

That sounds a lot like what my coworker does with chipmunks. Except, it isn't a box, it's a bucket. And it isn't a forever home, it's 8" of water.