Expectations
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We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
wrote on last edited by [email protected]We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
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I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better
It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.
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Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
That is actually the case, yes.
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Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.
Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
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Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
Must like me
Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
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What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
valid opinion, have a nice day
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
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...ah.
is kasane teto around?
that bitch owes me a 5 dollar
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
Yup that fixes everything about this.
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This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?
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I'm not saying it's all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it's all dressed up but when you strip it all back it's all toxic.
Stuff about how it's unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that's how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they're the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.
my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there
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If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.
The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.
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I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.
How do they do that? Nobody knows.
Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.
I don’t think I have any friends or family flipping a coin to decide if they want to fall into the racist pipeline.
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The job is specifically greeting customers. And we do pay for their outfits. And jackets. And rain jackets. And winter jackets. And hats. And umbrellas. And everything else. But we dont dress people for interviews. And we don't hire people who show they have no common sense.
See, there it is somewhat understandable.
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Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.
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My checklist:
Must like me
Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
I might know someone to set you up with if you're flexible on the first requirement.
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Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma... opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.
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In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
