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    I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

    How do they do that? Nobody knows.

    Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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      This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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      I only have one conspiracy theory and it's that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.

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        Meh, I don't like big tits.

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          Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

          What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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          I know a guy who encountered this problem and answered it by wearing suits every day.

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            This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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            my only experience with them is from uncut interviews and whoof

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            • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

              im hatsune miku!

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              thanks for creating minecraft!

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                I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

                How do they do that? Nobody knows.

                Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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                That is so oddly specific but also rings true

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                  im hatsune miku!

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                  happy birthday!!!

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                    I only have one conspiracy theory and it's that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.

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                    Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.

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                      Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                      • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        im hatsune miku!

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                        Omg it's Hatsune Miku

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                          And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?

                          Well here is a link then.

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                            Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

                            Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.

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                            We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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                              We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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                              I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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                                thanks for creating minecraft!

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                                i live in israel!

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                                  I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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                                    i live in israel!

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                                    ...ah.

                                    is kasane teto around?

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                                      We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

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                                      We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

                                      I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

                                      Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

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                                        I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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                                        It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.

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                                          Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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                                          That is actually the case, yes.

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