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Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

    What dilution? 25% makes you sterile and 50% kills you after a week of drinking it

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    You have to have 25% and 50% in your body fluids for it to happen, if you drink a glass of 50% heavy water you won’t drop dead a week later.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

      I like it -- though how do I get out of it?

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      Very slowly.

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        Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.

        I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

        Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer

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        coconut water

        in a heartbeat

        aloe vera

        I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

        asp milk

        what is this? I googled and found nothing

        marmite

        I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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          Zero sugar energy drinks.

          No sugar means its not gonna get sticky, it'd rinse right off.

          I imagine a bunch of creams already use the b vitamins you'd get since they love shoving b vitamins in those.

          And it'll actually drain when you're done and a quick rinse will get everything normal afterwards.

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          coke zero, no question. diet coke? no thank you. Pepsi max? gtfo

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          • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

            coconut water

            in a heartbeat

            aloe vera

            I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

            asp milk

            what is this? I googled and found nothing

            marmite

            I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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            what is this? I googled and found nothing

            Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

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            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

              coconut water

              in a heartbeat

              aloe vera

              I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

              asp milk

              what is this? I googled and found nothing

              marmite

              I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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              Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.

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                Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too

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                  Heinz Baked Beans.

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                    Heinz Baked Beans.

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                    no regrets?

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                      Vanta Black

                      I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.

                      Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?

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                        coke zero, no question. diet coke? no thank you. Pepsi max? gtfo

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                        Imagine rocking up to the weird bath house all prepped to bathe in Coke and they’re like, “Oh, sorry. We only have Pepsi.”

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                        • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                          A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.

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                          What is baby oil chemically?

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                            Imagine rocking up to the weird bath house all prepped to bathe in Coke and they’re like, “Oh, sorry. We only have Pepsi.”

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                            burn the place to the ground would be the most reasonable response

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                              A non-Newtonian fluid

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                                Vanta Black

                                I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.

                                Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?

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                                On the morbidly curious side of things, I do wonder what such a person looks like. You would just notice the eyes and the hair.

                                There's also the whole, "went vanta black face" issue

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                                  Macaroni & cheese

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                                    Macaroni & cheese

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                                    no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?

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                                      no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?

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                                      Who says I'm going to bed?

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                                      • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

                                        What is baby oil chemically?

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                                        Traditionally, Mineral oil + fragrance

                                        Mineral oil is also known as paraffin oil and is usually a petrochemical derivative composed of larger alkane hydrcarbons. Fragrance varies a lot.

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                                          Homeopathic sleeping remedy.

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