Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?
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coconut water
in a heartbeat
aloe vera
I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.
asp milk
what is this? I googled and found nothing
marmite
I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving
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coke zero, no question. diet coke? no thank you. Pepsi max? gtfo
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what is this? I googled and found nothing
Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)
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Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.
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Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too
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Heinz Baked Beans.
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no regrets?
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Vanta Black
I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.
Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?
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Imagine rocking up to the weird bath house all prepped to bathe in Coke and they’re like, “Oh, sorry. We only have Pepsi.”
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What is baby oil chemically?
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burn the place to the ground would be the most reasonable response
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A non-Newtonian fluid
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On the morbidly curious side of things, I do wonder what such a person looks like. You would just notice the eyes and the hair.
There's also the whole, "went vanta black face" issue
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Macaroni & cheese
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no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?
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Who says I'm going to bed?
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Traditionally, Mineral oil + fragrance
Mineral oil is also known as paraffin oil and is usually a petrochemical derivative composed of larger alkane hydrcarbons. Fragrance varies a lot.
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Homeopathic sleeping remedy.
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It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But i guess chilling in 20°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.
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