Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?
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It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately
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Astroglide
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Vanta black face is only 2d racism.Which is a measurable amount, but incomparable to 3d racism.
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This was my first thought. Terrifying! Claustrophobia has entered the chat.
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Nice interrobang.
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An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult
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Vegetable oil
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Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!
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That's just water.
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Hand scrubber wash. You know the hand soap/lotion thing full of beads to scrub your hands clean? Love that. I'd get in a tub of that.
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You can milk snake venom. Still doesn't sound too easy.
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I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.
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Thanks i will try it out later
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Missed opportunity for a Saw film
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The asses' milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.
The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.)
I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it's easier to rhyme "asp" than Egyptian Cobra.
As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That's not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes goodpornArt. -
You don't want it to get in your body (holes, cuts etc...)
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Water based lube.
It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.
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Cold press would make it extra virgin baby oil?
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Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.
