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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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      30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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      It's for personal use.

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        It's for personal use.

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        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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          The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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            Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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              Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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              Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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                It's for personal use.

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                Taking a bath in style

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                  It's for personal use.

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                  These guys were THIRSTY!

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                    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                      It's for personal use.

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                      If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                        What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                          Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                          Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                            Is nothing sacred?

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                              Finally, bull milk!

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                                Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                                  New Jackass Episode???

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                                    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                                    Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                                      How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                      Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                                        How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                        The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                          Creamy and delicious

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