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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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      We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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      I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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        This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.

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          He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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            "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
            You could be eligible for compensation!
            Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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              I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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              my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

              Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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                Okay but how?

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                  Okay but how?

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                  It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                  Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                    It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                    Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                    Fuck. I forgot about that.

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                      my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

                      Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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                      Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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                        It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                        Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                        See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                          "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                          You could be eligible for compensation!
                          Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                          Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                            Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                              how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                                See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                                Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                  Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                  One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                                    That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                                      Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                                        Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                          Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                          Wait, ladies and what?

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