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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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      Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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        Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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        Wait, ladies and what?

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          Wait, ladies and what?

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          You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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            He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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            It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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              He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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              Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                Okay but how?

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                Lots of cum in the clothes.

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                  See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                  Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                    Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                    Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.

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                      the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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                        Finally, a solution!

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                          You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                          Oh no, it's hard.

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