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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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  • B [email protected]

    Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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    Wait, ladies and what?

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      Wait, ladies and what?

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      You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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      • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

        He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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        It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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        • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

          He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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          Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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          • T [email protected]

            Okay but how?

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            Lots of cum in the clothes.

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            • V [email protected]

              See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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              Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.

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                  the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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                    Finally, a solution!

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                      You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                      Oh no, it's hard.

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