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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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      Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!

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        We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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          We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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          I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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            This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.

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              He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                You could be eligible for compensation!
                Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                  I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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                  my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

                  Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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                    Okay but how?

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                      Okay but how?

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                      It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                      Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                        It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                        Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                        Fuck. I forgot about that.

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                          my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

                          Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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                          Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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                            It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                            Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                            See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                              "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                              You could be eligible for compensation!
                              Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                              Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                                Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                                  how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                                    See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                                    Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                      Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                                      One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                                        That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                                          Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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