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A metaphor for capitalism?

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    What in the middle management is this? Gonna tell a spider how to spin their web... ppfffttt lol

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    Well, which one of us died mismanaging their web placement?

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    • plaidbaron@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

      Little guy would of made it if he had just shot his web straight up and attached himself to the sun.

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      Is he stupid?

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        Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

        Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

        Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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        • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

          Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

          Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

          Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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          Is it half full or half empty?

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            The spider gives context and removing it would diminish everything

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            Yeah that could be a horse web for all we know.

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            • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

              Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

              Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

              Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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              mmm yes. a spider which engages in the free market of silk was prevented by socialists from buying silk at a competitive rate. 🧐 that DOES describe what happened here. we should end all public welfare and privatize the justice system.

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                Spiderman: The Game (2002)

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                Pizza song starts playing

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                • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                  mmm yes. a spider which engages in the free market of silk was prevented by socialists from buying silk at a competitive rate. 🧐 that DOES describe what happened here. we should end all public welfare and privatize the justice system.

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                  It's possible some dumbass got into power and had some goons put the spider into the glass and put tariffs on importing silk. The spider is dead and we'll never know if the spider would be dead had there been a competent in charge. But socialists are 100% certain the spider was going to die anyway because they believe all spiders will inevitably die because some weirdo with a big beard said something about spiders a couple hundred years ago.

                  Metaphorically speaking, of course.

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                    You can get kit planes. I heard the Dyke Delta is the holygrail.

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                    Dyke Delta

                    Nice try, but I ain't Googling that.

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                      Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

                      Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

                      Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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                      It's a smile when commenter do not understand the post ever so slightly and jumps to metaphors like a cool philosophy bro LMAO

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                      • blacklazor@fedia.ioB [email protected]

                        ok tankie

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                        That's not a tankie thing to say and I doubt, a tankie would stick around on an anarchist server that doesn't really welcome said people.

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                          Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

                          Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

                          Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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                          My fella here wasting their time and energy defending the system that's currently destroying earth and supporting the genocide of Palestinians

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                            But in the end, it didn't even matter.

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                            He had to fall to lose it all. 😞

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                            • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              The spider corpse is an important piece of the art! It adds a memento mori aspect to what is otherwise just a cool place a web was spun.

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                              It's also the author of it, so it would definitely belong

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                              • spacecowboy@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                Or a metaphor for socialism... lacking the economic freedom to buy more silk, the spider couldn't escape an artificially designed system run by a central authority that didn't predict this scenario, because it isn't feasible for a central authority to predict every scenario.

                                Or maybe, given that the looks like the glass is outside on the ground so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

                                Or maybe it's just a spider in a glass and you can stretch a metaphor in any direction you want.

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                                so maybe the spider was put into the glass on purpose to make the photo? So the spider was sent to a gulag to die because it wasn't ideologically pure enough.

                                logic.png

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                                  Yeah that could be a horse web for all we know.

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                                  Or cob’s. Who knows?

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                                    Or cob’s. Who knows?

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                                    They have horse on the cob now?

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                                      Can't they just climb the glass?

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                                        They have horse on the cob now?

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                                        Am I having a stroke?

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                                          Dyke Delta

                                          Nice try, but I ain't Googling that.

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                                          Here is the website and contact information.

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