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  • L [email protected]

    Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.

    skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #6

    Right here? In front of my Canada day?

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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      I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

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      • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

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        #8

        Zero so far. Am sad.

        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Zero so far. Am sad.

          Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

          Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

          reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #9

          God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

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          • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #10

            By god! You've done it!

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              By god! You've done it!

              reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #11

              waIT WHAT

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              • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                waIT WHAT

                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #12

                That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

                  reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                  • D [email protected]

                    He's holding it upside down

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                    #14

                    There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #15

                      Thanks bro.

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                      • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                        #16

                        Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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                        • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #17

                          Don't worry, I fix

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Zero so far. Am sad.

                            Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                            Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                            M This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #18

                            Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                              B This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #19

                              ::: spoiler spoiler

                              :::

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                              • M [email protected]

                                Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                                #20

                                I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                                  #21

                                  I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #22

                                    I try my best ❤

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                      #23

                                      Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        G This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #24

                                        Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                          #25

                                          thx bro

                                          i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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