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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    Top. Men. Lol.

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        Boot licker extraordinaire.

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          So embarrassing to see.

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            it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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              That fucking eyebrow

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                  This is his actual professional portrait btw

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                    If anyone is wondering the connection:

                    This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                    Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                      That one of the DOGE-cunts?

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                      No, he's a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn't screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

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                        it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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                        We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

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                          That fucking eyebrow

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                          He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

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                            That fucking eyebrow

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                            It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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                                If anyone is wondering the connection:

                                This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                                Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                                his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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                                  Were official portraits always this funny?

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                                    Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

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                                      It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

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                                        Did he have a stroke?

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                                          Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                          His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                          I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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