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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • A [email protected]

    it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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    We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

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      That fucking eyebrow

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      He seems like he's as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like "Really? Me? fucken really?"

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        That fucking eyebrow

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        It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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            If anyone is wondering the connection:

            This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

            Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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            his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

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              Were official portraits always this funny?

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                Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

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                  It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

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                    Did he have a stroke?

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                      Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                      His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                      I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                        Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                        His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                        I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                        Exactly. And if he's 22 now, 5 years ago he was 17. Lots of teenagers have menial jobs in high school to get some cash. There's nothing wrong with that.

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                          Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                          His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                          I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                          I mean being 22 and having that work history is pretty relevant. How else are they going to make the case that he's nowhere near qualified enough for the position?

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                            Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                            His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                            I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                            Context is key. Those jobs are his only qualifications.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Exactly. And if he's 22 now, 5 years ago he was 17. Lots of teenagers have menial jobs in high school to get some cash. There's nothing wrong with that.

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                              There’s nothing wrong with having absolutely zero experience with something and then becoming in charge of it for one of the largest countries on earth?

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                                Don't sully Dr.Evils name.

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                                  Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                  His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                  I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                  I would not hire this person as a repair technician based on that resume. Am I discriminating? Yes, in the same sense that all hiring discriminates for skills and experience.

                                  I would never hire someone like this for risk analysis, risk abatement, or political communications.

                                  How is this not completely fucking obvious to everyone?

                                  Kakistocracy

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                                    Why is he making that face. lmfao

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                                      It's Deuce Bigalow!

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                                      Haha first thing I thought of looking at this picture

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.

                                        His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.

                                        I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class

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                                        Thats really not the issue here and if you don't get that then I don’t know how to help you.

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                                          Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention scape goat.

                                          FTFY

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