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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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  • C [email protected]

    Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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    Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

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      Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.

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      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

        I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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        Smell The Glove

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          Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?

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            Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

            PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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            • T [email protected]

              I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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              Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

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                Smell The Glove

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                My first thought as well.

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                  Smell The Glove

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                  What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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                  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                    I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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                    First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

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                    • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

                      Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                      PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                      Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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                        What's wrong with bein' sexy?

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                        Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

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                          Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

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                          I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

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                          • C [email protected]

                            Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

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                            Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                              Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

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                              Mine too.

                              Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

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                                But they just called my number! Dang

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                                  Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

                                  PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

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                                  Behaves weirdly with minors.

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                                    I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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                                    Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

                                    Pedos downvoting

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