Suspicious Tesla Sales Surge Triggers Canadian Government Investigation

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[glent@lemmy.ca]

Found the welfare queen. It was always elrod

[imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works]

All Tesla sales are suspicious unless it's for sale by owner trying to purge Nazi paraphernalia.

[casmael@lemm.ee]

I fucking hate this melon guy, you know

[yerbouti@sh.itjust.works]

Is this loser buying his own cars to try to fraud the government now? "We sold 68 tesla each hours in this location were there's literately people protesting in front of the dealership." Of course you did lol. What a pathetic clown.

[bigmachole@lemm.ee]

This is FALSE! Elon Musk would NOT Abuse the Government to line his OWN pockets! That's what SINGLE MOTHERS WORKING THREE JOBS would do!

[sinningstromgald@lemmy.world]

There is no way in Tesla offloaded 8600 swaticars in three fucking days. I bet this hung on some no name middle manager

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

......really don't know if you forgot the /s or not. My instinct is to assume you did forget it, but my assumption is also that nazis died in the 40s, and yet here we are with government officials giving the nazi salute on tv. So trusting my instincts hasn't gone so well recently.

[ronnieb@lemmy.world]

They didn't forget it, it's obvious sarcasm.

[adespoton@lemmy.ca]

Well, Usk is a Canadian citizen, so is allowed to buy cars in Canada. Even his own.

[altima_neo@lemmy.zip]

And at one dealership. Very sus

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

true as that may be, not filing the appropriate paperwork for 6800 cars is likely going to be a problem.

example: Capone was taken down for tax evasion.

[adespoton@lemmy.ca]

Wouldn’t that be fitting? After all this, Elon comes to Canada and is put away for life for defrauding the Canadian government.

[sinningstromgald@lemmy.world]

One dealer sold 1200. No idea how many more sold the rest. Or how many Tesla dealers there are in Canada.

[sc00ter@lemm.ee]

Buying a shit ton of your own cars to then claim the government rebate for EVs, but still having those cars available for sale is fraud.

[encryptkeeper@lemmy.world]

If you couldn’t suss out the obvious sarcasm, it might be time to go offline for awhile and recalibrate.

[Guest]

None of you is asking the real questions: has he done something similar somewhere else?

Don’t you find it suspicious that sales have fallen massively everywhere but risen in the UK? How do we start an investigation there?

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

4 dealerships total were involved, so 1200 was probably the lesser of the 4.

[bizarroland@fedia.io]

It's a level of obvious sarcasm, so obvious that if it weren't sarcasm, people would rally together to hunt them down like the dogs they are.

[dohpaz42@lemmy.world]

Officials are now reviewing the Tesla sales data to determine if any irregularities occurred during the program’s final days.

8,600 Teslas
4 Locations in 3 days (one reported 1,200 sales in one day)
$43 mil in rebates ($4 mil in one day)

Let’s be generous and say the cheapest Tesla is $40k before any rebates. That’s $344 mil in sales, with an average of 2,150 Teslas per day.

I’m pretty sure it’s obvious there are irregularities.