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    Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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      Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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        Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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        Off who?

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          Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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          Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

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            Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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            Fat guys like me.

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              Is this Frank vom house party?

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                Lieber bi als nie.

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                My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

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                  All three of them at the same time 😳?

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                    Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

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                      Fat guys like me.

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                      Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

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                        Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

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                          Fat guys like me.

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                          If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan. And I'd love to see yours, too.

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                            Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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                              Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                              Off what?

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                                I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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                                  Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                                  Off when?

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                                    Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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                                    What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

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                                      Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

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                                        Off who?

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                                        Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

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                                          Off what?

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                                          Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.

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