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    Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

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      Fat guys like me.

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      Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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        Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

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          Fat guys like me.

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          If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan. And I'd love to see yours, too.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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            Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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              Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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              Off what?

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                I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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                  Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                  Off when?

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                    Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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                    What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

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                      Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

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                        Off who?

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                        Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

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                          Off what?

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                          Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.

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                            Off when?

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                            Any consenting time with dick expectations and clean zeros.

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                              Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                What can I say... I am nothing if not homosexual

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                                  I'm bi. But because of reasons I've never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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                                  I am curious, more messages from which gender?

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                                    Feels like it occasionally. You know why I'm the mod of /c/[email protected]? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went "I don't wanna be mod anymore" and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.

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                                      Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                                        Another daily reminder that the straights, myself included, are not Ok.

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                                          Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                                          Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you're hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don't worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You're good, brosky.

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