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I am two of them

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      There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

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        Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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          🎢 'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring on it

          If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it 🎢

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            There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

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            Nothing straight about me

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            • pp_boy_@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

              Nothing straight about me

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              Love the username too lmao

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                Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

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                  Lieber bi als nie.

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                    Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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                    Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

                    I’ll pass.

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                      Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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                      Well at least it ain’t calamari

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                        Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                          Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                            Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                            Off who?

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                              Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                              Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

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                                Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                                Fat guys like me.

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                                  Is this Frank vom house party?

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                                    Lieber bi als nie.

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                                    My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

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                                      All three of them at the same time 😳?

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                                        Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

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                                          Fat guys like me.

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                                          Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

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