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Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland

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  • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

    He cheats at golf as well.

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    No he cheats at golf poorly. If he did it well he wouldn't get caught all the time.

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      The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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      My reactions in order:

      “Oooo… where can I get this armored UTV?”

      “Damn, it’s not an armored UTV. Rifle-rated armor would probably be too heavy anyway. Author sucks.”

      googles armored UTV

      “Helloooooo The Armored Group!”

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      • dumbass@quokk.auD [email protected]

        Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y'all got there.

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        Meeemories

        (I can't believe that Trump gave us an official soundtrack for him chickening out.)

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        • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

          He cheats at golf as well.

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          https://v.redd.it/xw3fowlrmgff1

          Sorry it's from Reddit .

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            The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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            Epstein Epstein bo bepstein cabana fanna fo febstein fee fi moe mepstein...Epstein!!!

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            • C [email protected]

              The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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              Oh fear, there is so much fear, fear is so dense... yeah fear is dense like the fog inside that vehicle... hahahahaha good. The evil should be afraid, not us.

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                The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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                Scottish person here: Everyone hates him, especially after what he did in Aberdeenshire. We're pissed off that the First Minister is meeting with this bawbag.

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                  In other news: GTA VI release delayed, Rockstar says it needs more time to incorporate new ideas from reality, ensuring the game stays relevant with the current day and age. /s

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                  GTA is developed in Scotland too!

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                    The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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                    He didn't look very orange in that picture of him waving. He also looks so much older without makeup.

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                      Whatever. Epstein.

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                      We'll just drown you with 🎶 MEMORY, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT. I CAN SMILE AT THE OLD DAY, I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN. 🎶

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                        Assassinating a guy driving around in an armoured golf cart does sound like a GTA mission.

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                        Quick, someone plant land mines in the greens!

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                        • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                          Scottish person here: Everyone hates him, especially after what he did in Aberdeenshire. We're pissed off that the First Minister is meeting with this bawbag.

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                          As somebody who has lost track due to the sheer volume of issues with this man... What did he do in Aberdeenshire?

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                            As somebody who has lost track due to the sheer volume of issues with this man... What did he do in Aberdeenshire?

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                            I'm not abbiistabbii but here's a link I found:

                            https://apnews.com/article/trump-scotland-golf-course-opening-legal-issues-92aa09043e036d6aa87ad99e5fd755bb

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                              As somebody who has lost track due to the sheer volume of issues with this man... What did he do in Aberdeenshire?

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                              So in building his Aberdeenshire Golf Course he:

                              • Destroyed a Site of Special Scientific Interest.
                              • Tried to bully neighbouring landowners off their land by building a wall to block their sea view, cutting their electricity connection and generally harassing them.
                              • Tried to strong arm the Scottish Government into stopping an off shore wind farm which was so far off the coast you can barely see it (saw it myself, it's barely visible).
                              • Generally tried to interfere in Scottish Politics like he's King of Scotland.

                              Generally, he's a cunt, and this was before his 2016 bid for president.

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                                The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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                                  The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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                                  I was in the area of his golf course near Aberdeen earlier this year. I also noticed a lot of the farmers collect the farm dung and move it, probably to a centerlized place to be processed.

                                  my idea was to pay some of these drivers to leave a few mounds of the shit next to the signs directing you from the freeway to the golf course. And then maybe a drop a few more in strategic areas so that the smell finds its way to the course.

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                                    As somebody who has lost track due to the sheer volume of issues with this man... What did he do in Aberdeenshire?

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                                    Turned up there, fucking nonce.

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