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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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  • etherphon@midwest.socialE [email protected]

    Cass said the boy’s death did not appear to involve self-defense because the shooting “wasn’t close to the house.”

    JFC..

    As ding-dong-ditch pranks surged after being posted to TikTok, other injuries have been documented in recent years.

    Yeah.... boy what did we ever do without tiktok lol. Fuck off.

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    Ding dong ditching used to surge whenever that one episode of the Simpsons played.

    Because kids will be kids.

    The injuries and deaths seem more linked to adults losing their God damn minds watching Fox News

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      So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

      One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

      His answer was yes.

      My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

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        Only if you're black or brown.

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          So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

          One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

          His answer was yes.

          My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

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          Not according to the bible. Elisha called bears to maul kids for making fun of his bald head.

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            I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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            So there was this...what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us.
            Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY

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                So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

                One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

                His answer was yes.

                My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

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                I'm from Texas and can count the number of responsible gun owners with one hand. I understand why we need to be armed; still there are a lot of people that shouldn't. Your story reminds of that shooting that happened at a church that happen to have the good guy with a gun ^tm^. There was some talk about allowing some people to be armed at the church I was going to with my parents at the time. Some members and the pastor went to some event with a lawyer talking about some stuff around it and I joined out of curiosity. The overall meeting was pretty mehh, but there was a nice tangent about how much you can drink and still have your gun and ammo. Some cop that was in attendance tried to call them stupid, but they pushed back that its okay if you only drink such percent drink per hour or remove the receiver. Not a great look for the cream of the crop.

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                • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                  I'm from Texas and can count the number of responsible gun owners with one hand. I understand why we need to be armed; still there are a lot of people that shouldn't. Your story reminds of that shooting that happened at a church that happen to have the good guy with a gun ^tm^. There was some talk about allowing some people to be armed at the church I was going to with my parents at the time. Some members and the pastor went to some event with a lawyer talking about some stuff around it and I joined out of curiosity. The overall meeting was pretty mehh, but there was a nice tangent about how much you can drink and still have your gun and ammo. Some cop that was in attendance tried to call them stupid, but they pushed back that its okay if you only drink such percent drink per hour or remove the receiver. Not a great look for the cream of the crop.

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                  I understand why we need to armed;

                  I don't. Why?

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                    You have my sympathies.

                    Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

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                    No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

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                      They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.

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                        American boomers*

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                          Cursed country.

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                            I understand why we need to armed;

                            I don't. Why?

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                            Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

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                              Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

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                                Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

                                https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/us/ding-dong-ditch-boy-shot-houston-hnk

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                                There was another one where the guy got in his car, chased them down, and ran them off the road. 3 murder charges over a doorbell.

                                https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/16/us/doorbell-prank-california-sentence.html

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                                  Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

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                                  Unfortunately the definition of fascism varies depending on who you're talking to. There are an astounding number of people in this country who think that allowing abortion or gender affirming care are a form of fascism. And they think it's alright to use guns to fight what they perceive as fascism.

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                                    Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

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                                    These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door

                                    Where did you read that? All I've read so far was that they knocked and ran.

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                                      To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

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                                        The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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                                        Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

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                                          To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

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                                          I wanna say he was late gen X or xillenial, but ill freely admit I just don't want my generation to take credit for his dumb ass.

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