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  • early_to_risa@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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    If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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      If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.

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      Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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        I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        Honey, please.

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          Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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          "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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            Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.

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              "buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

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              I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

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                Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!

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                and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)

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                  Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.

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                  These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.

                  They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.

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                    Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)

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                      anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates

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                        and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)

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                        100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.

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                          Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

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                          A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.

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                            1: 2015

                            2: is this a repost from Reddit?

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                              Break up with gf and marry the plates

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                                A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.

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                                You reflect on the weird nature of your dreams as you have them? I just go with the flow, accepting things as real, even though in reality they make no sense. Which then raises the question: how do I know I am not dreaming? Sure, things appear to make sense here, as opposed to dream nonsense. But if dreams don't seem weird in context, how do I know there isn't a level above, where what we take as logical makes no sense?

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                                  Break up with gf and marry the plates

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                                  Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!

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                                    I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

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                                      Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!

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                                      Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.

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                                        I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in

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                                        Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.

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                                          These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.

                                          They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.

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                                          No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.

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